Plus Lens Therapy: READ THIS BEFORE TRYING
Maybe you've been looking for solutions to your myopia online. You probably found a zillion eye exercise sites. Sounds less than credible to you, the hippies, plus who's got the time for all those...
View ArticleWhy I Get So Upset: 9 Year Old Up To -3.00 Diopters In 8 Months
Imagine your young child rapidly loosing his/her eyesight. This is a horrible story. If you have young children that you care about, you might not want to read this one. Because this is all about...
View ArticleLASIK Surgeon: Axial Elongation Stops At Maturity
Today let's look at a plastic surgeon who boldly goes on record with some very questionable statements about how your eye works. We're talking basic vision biology science here, and doctor dude not...
View ArticleMelissa: Eyes Damaged, Uncorrectable – Said The Optometrist
Today let's look at a case of "eyes damaged in a way uncorrectable with lenses". You'll notice a guru-trend here in the blog of things that require a measure of sarcasm, presented in quotations....
View ArticleMyopia, Glasses, Destroyed Vision: Did They Hack You?
Ever been to the zoo, see broken looking wild animals in their cages? You're thinking, nobody goes to the zoo anymore Jake. Don't be melodramatic about some patchy old depressed looking toothless...
View ArticleNew Glasses: Massive Eye Pain!
Have you ever left the optometrist's office with new glasses, and your eyes hurting like never before? "Oh you'll get used to it", they tell you. If you were to ask a sagely bearded eye guru, he'd...
View ArticleOptometrist: Not Going To Increase Your Prescription
Some days the Facebook group is a great place. Days when new members post stories about their myopia journey, how their diopters kept increasing, and in many cases how the mainstream may just play the...
View ArticleOptometrist Knows About Vision Improvement, Refuses To Talk
We occasionally make fun of optometry here. Clueless lens sellers, etc etc. It's easy and amusing. But really, do you think that all of them are really all that clueless about what's actually going...
View ArticleEye Yoga Youtube Exercises To Improve Your Eyesight
Eye yoga eye exercises to improve your eyesight, right here. Om shanti, kittehs. This post is mainly for those who may stumble across this page while searching for eye yoga exercises, hoping for some...
View ArticleHow To Get Free LASIK Surgery
Got an interesting e-mail from a darling reader. Free LASIK surgery offer from his insurance company. Isn't that swell? Ask yourself this: When's the last time an insurance company has literally...
View ArticleLet’s Get Real: Myopia Is A Money Making, Big Fat Corporate LIE
In this post we'll discover how a 9 year old boy beat myopia. First though you'll have to make it through a beardly rant-sermon, because nothing in this world is free. Darlings. Dearest of darling...
View ArticleHow To Get Free LASIK Surgery
Got an interesting e-mail from a darling reader. Free LASIK surgery offer from his insurance company. Isn't that swell? Ask yourself this: When's the last time an insurance company has literally...
View ArticleNew Glasses: Massive Eye Pain!
Have you ever left the optometrist's office with new glasses, and your eyes hurting like never before? "Oh you'll get used to it", they tell you. If you were to ask a sagely bearded eye guru, he'd...
View ArticleOptometrist: Not Going To Increase Your Prescription
Some days the Facebook group is a great place. Days when new members post stories about their myopia journey, how their diopters kept increasing, and in many cases how the mainstream may just play the...
View ArticleOptometrist Knows About Vision Improvement, Refuses To Talk
We occasionally make fun of optometry here. Clueless lens sellers, etc etc. It's easy and amusing. But really, do you think that all of them are really all that clueless about what's actually going...
View ArticleEye Yoga Youtube Exercises To Improve Your Eyesight
Eye yoga eye exercises to improve your eyesight, right here. Om shanti, kittehs. This post is mainly for those who may stumble across this page while searching for eye yoga exercises, hoping for some...
View ArticleHow To Get Free LASIK Surgery
Got an interesting e-mail from a darling reader. Free LASIK surgery offer from his insurance company. Isn't that swell? Ask yourself this: When's the last time an insurance company has literally...
View ArticleLet’s Get Real: Myopia Is A Money Making, Big Fat Corporate LIE
In this post we'll discover how a 9 year old boy beat myopia. First though you'll have to make it through a beardly rant-sermon, because nothing in this world is free. Darlings. Dearest of darling...
View ArticleCRISPR Gene Editing To Reverse Myopia – Breakthrough
CRISPR gene editing. Aka. it's obvious yikes time again, darlings. If you're not familiar, CRISPR is the latest buzz-word for gene editing and all of the Internet unicorn farming nonsense that brings...
View ArticleOcular Dominance: Das Schweinen Hunden Ist Wrong Again?
Ocular dominance. Aka. the thing that you can spend about four seconds to look up in Google and realize is a real thing. Also the thing that retail optometry has apparently never, ever heard of....
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